Horny Angel
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I never fancy eating much come tea time…sometimes a cup of soup is sufficient for me…..pondering now over what to have….if I indeed fancy anything at all.
@joshd96320 358491 wrote:
Get Set
GO!
And the brown warriors fly into the toilet below!
:yakk: :yakk: :yakk:
Dirty Boy!!! :hopeless:
@Tank Girl 358408 wrote:
I lasted 43 seconds :laugh_at::laugh_at:
each to their own :group_hug
The world would be such a dull lace if we all liked the same things. :love:
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@Tank Girl 358392 wrote:
well………I’m not too sure I believe her anyway, she stayed round, woke me at 620 am, as she couldnt find her PJ bottons or knickers or jeans….
we found the PJ bottoms cover in red wine vomit in the junk room, we looked in the front garden / back garden / kitchen (including microwave / fridge / oven) lounge etc for her knickers and jeans,
they suddenly turned up folded in a neat pile next to the sofa bed when another friend had woke himself up :laugh_at::laugh_at:
apparently – if you cant remember – it didnt happen :alcoholic:alcoholic
Sounds like a good night :love:
@Tank Girl 358388 wrote:
my mate got pissed one night and told me she always knickers to bed as she scared a spider will go up her vagina… something about reading about an average human swallows 3 spiders in their life time whilst asleep…..
:laugh_at: :you_crazy
An urban myth, doesn’t she know that TG?
…as for wearing knickers to bed, you’re supposed to let your body breath and maintain the correct pH (very important in preventing yeast infections).
@TheLostOne 358363 wrote:
Thailand here they have some really friendly females over there.
Ahhhhh, you wanna de ladyboys? 😉
@DJCliffy 358356 wrote:
fuck me there’s something on Sky2 about spiders atm.
Mental note. Don’t go to South America. :omg:
I will make a point of not turning sky on now. :hopeless:
@joshd96320 358358 wrote:
however i do fancy vietnam, america, africa, italy, jamaica.. well, a lot of places :weee:
I’d love to visit America and Canada and Egypt are on my list.
Egypt is hopefully going to be the 2011 holiday.
@TheLostOne 358343 wrote:
That is sensible, something I don’t really know about.:you_crazy
Well they’re normally see through things with tops on and kinda look like this. 😉 :laugh_at:
@TheLostOne 358340 wrote:
Talking about eating moths, I was severely hungover one morning and reached for my glass on the draws, drank it, and as I have a hardcore gag reflex, I felt something on the way down, pukes up and there was a moth wriggling about on the floor. :cry::cry:
….and this is why I have a bottle of water beside my bed and not a glass. :yakk:
@p0ly 358246 wrote:
theres only one way to proove your goodliness, and i don’t know how that is
How about if you just take my word for it!
I’m too gullible :hopeless:
The Camel spiders are called camel spiders because they are normally found in the desert where you are likely to find camels – they have nothing to do with camels.
The camel spider belongs to the class Arachnida just as true spiders and scorpions. But whilst a camel spider belongs to class arachnida it is not a spider and it’s not a scorpion. A camel spider belongs to the order Solifugae within arachnida class whilst the true spider belongs to the order Araneae and the scorpion to the order Scorpiones but all within the arachnida class. This means a camel spider, true spider, and scorpion are related by different.Camel Spider will Chase You at High Speeds
If you get closer to a camel spider during a sunny day, the camel spider will chase you at a high speed of up to 5 meters per second. They do this as they try to flee from the sun thus chasing your shadow. A camel does not have venom nor do they have silk glands. They do kill their prey with their powerful jaws which are also used for chewing the prey.
And yes, a camel spider will bite you and if the wound is not treated it can get infection. The camel spider will usually rub its jaws (stridulatory organ) together producing a hissing sound which make them very scaring to some people when they produce that hissing sound. True, the hissing sound is really a defensive function for the camel spider.@1984 358283 wrote:
its fake I am afraid
pps oh well I guess do exist but they are not as bad as made out or as large.
At first I thought ‘phew’ then I googled camel spiders…..and have you seen what their bite can do?
:yakk::yakk:
I personally love reading but I’m a bit like you 1984, I won’t pick one up for months then, I’ll read one book after the other for the next few months.
@Tank Girl 358219 wrote:
did you do it for bets or pleasure?
I knew a guys who’d eat anything for a bet once, absolute nutter!!! :you_crazy
…and I’ll second that
:you_crazy :you_crazy@TheLostOne 358210 wrote:
Yeah, one of my other favourites was the flies that where trapped in the spider web on my we slide in the back garden.
You ate flies as well? :yakk:
@TheLostOnes 358201 wrote:
(I used to eat them when I was younger)
:yakk:……were they tasty?…………..I apparently used to kiss worms when I was little………..that hasn’t changed much :laugh_at:
@Dr Bunsen 358203 wrote:
How’s this for a spider?
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Did you have to post that?
